If You See A Bear With Blue Hair At The Fair...
This imaginative collection of delightfully nutty rhymes accompanied by wonderfully wacky illustrations will have you and your munchkins laughing non-stop!
These tummy-tickling tales include a bad-tempered bear with blue hair, Martians on mars who love their flying cars, a vampire, blob and mummy who play gin rummy and much, much more!
So what are you waiting for? This number one book of fun is second to none!
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Sue Hates Poo On Her Shoe!
There isn't anything Sue wouldn't do to not get poo on her shoe! You'd avoid it too, wouldn't you!?
Boys and girls alike will delight in this outrageously hilarious rhyming storybook that follows the unlikely adventures of our heroine named Sue as she goes to extraordinary lengths to get away from poo which constantly seems to appear out of the blue!
With it's looney illustrations, you and your kids will be rolling on the floor with laughter! Just be careful you don't roll in anything soft and squishy - if you know what I mean.
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Bart Can't Wait To Fart!
Bart can't wait to Fart! And that's not good news for the innocent people who are unlucky enough to be around when he plays his tushy tuba or drops a booty bomb!
Whether at work, on a date, visiting a public pool or just generally terrorizing the public at large, Bart takes great pride and pleasure in showing off his works of (f)art!
Butt, things soon get out of hand when Bart realizes the awesome power of his ‘poofs’ and goes to the dark side…
Will the world powers give in to Bart's outrageous demands or will Bart follow through with his evil plan to take over the world with his ‘Thunder from down under’?
With its clever and outlandish rhyming text, this explosive story will have you and your young-uns on the edge of your (toilet) seat!
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Moe's Got B.O.
Poor Moe. He's got really bad B.O.! Seriously, he is a freak of reek!
This would be sad for Moe if he wasn't such a happy-go-lucky dude who is completely oblivious to the havoc he causes wherever he goes. Taking "selfies" along the way, Moe just thinks there's always a lot of fun and excitement happening in any locale he visits.
Unfortunately, anybody who comes within sniffing distance of Moe will want to burn their clothes and wash out their nose with a hose before it starts to decompose. Even when Moe takes a shower, his B.O. overpowers.
Moe's overly ripe odor gets so bad that the earth's atmosphere becomes endangered and steps must be taken before his toxic fumes end life on earth as we know it! We're talking about civilization on the brink from his stink!
As the suspense builds, kids will want to know what fate awaits clueless Moe!
